High in the Sky
$100/moby curious-goat · art by M. Okafor
Sharpe 14.1 · 90d · live on 47 accounts
What if AI could just make you money?
You can't buy into a hedge fund. You can buy the software.
It can't, really. But it can sure help you — and this is the fastest way to find out. Buy a strategy, hand it your Kalshi keys, and it's trading on your own account within five minutes.
Recorded Kalshi markets· replayed in every backtest
You will understand it in one look.
Buy it at 9:00, paste a Kalshi key, pick a strategy — trading by 9:05. Then every hour it traded is one square. Green earned, orange lost, blank sat out.
This week, hour by hour
Example · Sharpe 14.1 · +$412.60 settled
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Live in five minutes
Buy it, paste your Kalshi key, pick a strategy, set your limits. Nothing to install, nothing to host, nothing to write.
Readable at a glance
Every hour the bot traded is one square. Green earned, orange lost, blank sat out. No charts to learn.
AI that helps
Ask it why a strategy did what it did, or what to try next. It tests ideas on recorded markets. Only you click Deploy.
Your account, your keys
It runs on your own Kalshi account with permission you granted. We never hold a dollar. Cap what it may risk, and stop it whenever you like.
The gallery
Every strategy wears its own art.
Strategies here are software with a face — cover art, a record, an author. Buy one today, or build your own.
Tidal Drift
$100/moby reef-runner · art by J. Alvarez
Sharpe 3.7 · 120d · live on 19 accounts
Ukiyo Momentum
Yoursby you · art by your artist
Backtest 2026-08 · in shadow · day 12
Example listings — the names, prices and records shown are illustrative.
The bot does not have to be in the market to be working. Sitting out is a decision too.
Built for consumers. Usable by experts.
Two ways in, one platform. Both run on your own Kalshi account, and both stop the moment you say so.
If you just want it to trade
buy
Buy it, paste a key from your own Kalshi account, and pick a strategy.
live
You are trading in about five minutes. Starting at $100 a month, credit card required.
off
The off switch is always yours. Stop the bot, or cancel any order yourself in Kalshi. We never hold a dollar.
If you want to build
write
Describe the idea to the AI in plain language, or write it yourself in the editor.
backtest
Test it on recorded Kalshi markets, hour by hour, before any money is involved.
shadow
Run it in shadow beside your live account, on the same hours, on paper.
deploy
You click Deploy. The AI never does it for you, and it runs on your own account.
sell
Sell it in the gallery once it has a record. Creator is a $100 a month subscription, and you set your own price.
I started on Parachute, thought I could do better, and I lost way more money in the process trying to vibe code the order execution myself.
Until now, the tools were built for experts.
Experts can use ours. But we designed it for the person who will never write a line of code — and it shows in every step.
| To go live you | Parachute | TradingView | Composer |
|---|---|---|---|
| write the strategy | buy one, ready to run | code it in Pine Script | build it, block by block |
| wire up a broker and a bot | paste one API key | webhooks + a hosted bot | link a brokerage |
| understand what it is doing | see it, hour by hour | read the chart + the code | read the logic tree |
| keep custody of your money | always — your account | at your broker | at their broker |
| time from paying to live | about five minutes | days, if you can code | an afternoon or two |
To go live you
write the strategy
Parachute — buy one, ready to run
TradingView — code it in Pine Script
Composer — build it, block by block
wire up a broker and a bot
Parachute — paste one API key
TradingView — webhooks + a hosted bot
Composer — link a brokerage
understand what it is doing
Parachute — see it, hour by hour
TradingView — read the chart + the code
Composer — read the logic tree
keep custody of your money
Parachute — always — your account
TradingView — at your broker
Composer — at their broker
time from paying to live
Parachute — about five minutes
TradingView — days, if you can code
Composer — an afternoon or two
One price. Your money stays yours.
You pay for the software. Your trading balance never leaves your own Kalshi account, and you can switch the bot off at any moment.
$100a month, starting price
One strategy, running around the clock on your account. The price is set by the strategy's author, so some cost more. Hosting, the cockpit, and the visual record are included.
credit card required to proceed
Before you buy: setup asks for a Kalshi API key from your own account.
Not ready to buy? Tell us what you'd want.
Join the waitlist and we'll write when new strategies go on sale. A few questions help us build the right ones.